In the internet mob justice system, thought crimes are considered especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Thought Cops. These are their stories.
Welcome to This is America: Podcaster’s Edit. Episode 67 of Thought Cops is here to white privilege you right in the dick. This week we’re joined by Ari Grabb, animator extraordinaire. He’s worked on such project’s as Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Cosmos and Adult Swim’s new show Hot Streets. Here’s a link to his Youtube channel. And here’s his website.
We’ve got two new submissions to the Brouroboros competition, from David of Dreamkeepers, and from @flesh_hollow on Twitter, respectively:
We talk about it on the episode, but we might do some sort of a patch or a sticker for some of these, splitting the revenue with whoever’s art wins. We’re still figuring it out.
BUT THIS WEEK, we’re talking movie snobs, going off the grid and feeling “left behind,” “journalists” adding “and that’s a good thing” to the end of every headline, the great “Yanni or Laurel” debate, Millenials trying Chick-Fil-A for the first time, and Nicole Arbor’s take on Childish Gambino’s This is America.
Like always, leave us a voicemail about our bounce house at 312-788-7361, and drop us a five star review on iTunes so we can read it on the show.
Happy “Winesday!!!”~~ Welcome to “Wine and Thought Crime,” here on 69.6 WKUK the Cuck! The only podcast where we don’t keep going unless the wine keeps flowing! 🍷🌺🍷
Galpals Karen and Gwen get into some really tricky topics this week- yikes! Well, it’s like we always say here on the show, “if you can’t do the time, don’t drink the wine”! That’s right, and this week’s gossip comes directly from THE place to be this week- the Met Gala!
Did you hear? Grimes showed up at the event with none other than Mr. Moneybags himself, Elon Musk! Well, that’s a bombshell and a half! Haha! But I’m not saying I wouldn’t do a few things and pull a few strings to see a piece of that epic bacon money…
We also talk french acrylic nails (SO 2001), why white people shouldn’t take drugs from indigenous cultures, and the future of Nintendo’s classic gaming library on current-gen consoles.
Watch out for the “popo” mobile, cause we’re drinkin’ wine, and there’s ALL sorts of thought crime! So, thanks for listening, and don’t be afraid to leave us a voicemail at 312-788-7361. And hey, it wouldn’t hurt if you had a few glasses of cabernet in ya! Haha!
Here’s the Dave Rubin video we were making fun of, plus the best campaign ad I’ve ever seen before in my entire life, featuring Don Blankenship:
This week, the Thought Cops and the Thot Police take on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Chinese prom dresses, DJ Khaled’s pussy-free diet, Ellen Pao’s solution to incels, anti-porn laws, and idiots that don’t understand how to respond to Twitter threads properly.
Presented in mind-bending 64-bit graphics, welcome to Thought Cops episode 64! This week we’re joined in-studio by Mr. Ben Carson who draws pictures of us. In addition, joining us from Neo-Michigan, we chat with David from Dreamkeepers! Here’s a video of the cartoon pilot “Hard Crime” that he pitched to Comedy Central:
We also challenged our listeners to draw their best Brouroboros: the infinite loop of a bro sucking his own dick. Please see the image below for reference.
Send us your best attempts at email@example.com, or tweet them at us! We want to turn this into some sort of a contest.
This week we talk about the endless void of movie remakes, dismissive retorts propped up by Favs, Likes, and RTs, sectarian political facebook groups, and stupid condescending messages when you turn down promotional things on websites.
This week, Kanye is back on twitter. And we can’t seem to stop thinking about his every move. I can’t stop scratching my head in frustration… or maybe that’s the shampoo I got at my hotel. They never have the kind I’m allowed to use.
As always, don’t forget to leave us a five star review on iTunes so we can read it at the end of the episode. And while you’re at it, leave us a voicemail: 312-788-7361. We’ll play it on the air and do whatever you say, boss.
This week, we talk about entitled millionaire Philip “Fuck Me Eyes” DeFranco, chanting protest phrases on Twitter, and people bitching about people celebrating 420. Most of them are sentenced to getting launched into the sun.
We also throw barrels at Billy Mitchell for cheating at Donkey Kong, make minimum wage earning workers at Starbucks sit through racial sensitivity seminars for National “Try Our Competitor” Day, watch as Morrissey loses his status as a progressive icon, and rip men’s feet off when they wear them in the city.
Speaking of the Donkey Kong thing, here’s the video I referenced in the episode:
We’re releasing a new bonus episode this week, so don’t forget to subscribe to our Patreon. Also don’t forget to leave us a five star review on iTunes so we can read it at the end of the episode.
We also have two challenges for our fans, one of which may elicit some sort of a prize. The first challenge is to find a way to get strangers/non-listeners to call 312-788-7361 and leave us a voicemail. The second challenge is to draw a picture of a Brouroboros, which is a “bro” that’s eternally sucking his own dick. Email it to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll figure out some sort of a contest for this, but start getting those colored pencils out.
Welcome to Episode 61 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Lil Slime aka SpookyboiUWU aka kevin watch the light dude aka this guy:
You won’t get it unless you’re a 90’s kid.
This episode, we talk about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one-sided gaming articles plaguing our country. Also though, we talk about Soundcloud clout goblins, garlic that comes out in a single clove, the yodeling boy, “Zayn” from “One Direction,” Google forgetting to doodle Easter, and millennials snorting condoms I guess.
Our very own Officer Kevin was on this week’s episode of the Dick Show with Dick Masterson. Check it out here!