Thought Cops: Episode 24

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Fragile masculinity ruins the party once again on this week’s episode of THOUGHT COPS. Today, Deputy Russell joins us on Skype all the way from the cyberpunk district of Los Angeles. The smog in L.A. is apparently real bad, which explains all the coughing this episode.

This week on the show, we’re talking about female doctors, ketchup on hot dogs, the civil war, and accidental swastikas. Apparently a lot of people online are upset that for the first time in 50 years, British cultural icon and face-shifting television character Doctor Who is now a woman. Even though not all that many people are actually upset about it. That’s just statistics though, nobody cares about those. I’m more upset about the fact that there’s a large number of derelicts running around calling themselves “Whovians.” Absolutely disgusting.

The show runners of Game of Thrones are involved in a new television project about the south winning the Civil War, and that’s upsetting a lot of people. Which is great, because nobody really even knows how they’re going to handle the subject matter. Oh well.

Heinz ketchup just tried pulling the wool over all of Chicago’s eyes with a stupid commercial trying to pass off bottles red tomato sauce as “Chicago dog sauce.” Much clever, very trick. You fucking fascists.

The people in this video must’ve been paid handsomely for that level of believable acting, because Jesus Christ, how could you possibly not know that red, tomatoey sauce is ketchup.

We also cover what is and what isn’t a swastika. Here’s Philip “Fuck Me Eyes” DeFranco and Tariq Nasheed with an example:

The above picture is a swastika. That’s exactly what they look like. Oops.

Last but not least, conservative pundit Ann Coulter started a Twitter war with delta airlines, because she’s 8 years old. All that and more on this week’s episode of THOUGHT COPS.

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