Thought Cops: Episode 47

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WHAT’S UP YOU CUCKS OUT THERE, YOU’RE TUNING INTO 69.6 WKUK THE KUCK, WITH YOUR FAVORITE MORNING ZOO FUN CREW! THIS IS THE ONLY MORNING RADIO SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SENSITIVE ISSUES THAT OFFEND EVERYONE IN A WAY THAT DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE.

THIS MORNING, DJ KEVIN AND DJ GRANT TACKLE THE ISSUES FACING THE COUNTRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, LIKE MANSPLAINING, BAD VIDEO GAMES, COMEDIENNES LIKE ILANA SCHLIMMINGSON BANNING MEN FROM VENUES, MORE THINGS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND THIS TONE DEAF AD BY JOHNNY CHOO’S SHOES:

LIKE ALWAYS, DJ THE STENOGRAPHER DOES NOTHING BUT RUN HER MOUTH AND INTERRUPT BECAUSE SHE’S A C***. CALL INTO 312-788-7361 AND TELL OUR PRODUCER MARK THAT YOU WANT HER A** OUT ON THE STREET FOR RUINING OUR SHOW.

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO US EVERY MORNING, AND DON’T FORGET TO GO TO THE FCC’S WEBSITE AND GIVE US A REVIEW SO THAT OUR RATINGS CONTINUE TO SOAR. AND REMEMBER: KEEP ON CUCKING! HERE’S THAT 6 HOUR MARATHON OF THE WHO:

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One Response to Thought Cops: Episode 47

  1. Buck Hunter says:

    Really jumped the shark on this one. Way to alienate your fan base.

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