In the internet mob justice system, thought crimes are considered especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Thought Cops. These are their stories.
This week we talk Netflix boycotts and bans due to Monique and Tom Segura. We also talk about BITCONNECT! and how to lose all your Bitcoins by giving them to a website that most people online have called a ponzi scheme for years.
We also bring up China’s ban on hip-hop (not surprising) and the shattering of glass ceilings across America as Reba McEntire assumes the role of the first female Colonel Sanders. Equality at last.
Welcome to Episode 50 of Thought Cops! I don’t know how we got here, but we’re here now after almost a year, serving up hot internet justice every week for 50 weeks in a row. Big thanks to everyone who listened, subscribed, commented, left a voicemail, left an email, called in as a guest, shared with a friend, or helped support the show in any way. There’s still a lot more to come. The fan base is getting bigger, we’re planning more new content, more guests, and it’s exciting to see this project of ours continue to grow into its own eclectic community with its own sort of lore.
To celebrate 50 episodes, we thought it would be cool to fill the studio with a ton of past guests, crack open a bottle of Malort, and talk over each other for an hour in a half. On this episode we have Deputies Ron, Robbie, Henry, Mark, and newcomer Brian as guests. It might sound like aural murder, but it was a ton of fun to record this one and get everyone together. THE Ken Bone also drops us a voicemail. I’m not kidding, he actually left us a voicemail this episode. Make sure to tweet the hashtag #kenbonegoonthoughtcops at him so we can interview him over Skype.
This week, we talk about the Nintendo Labo, comment on The State of the Internet, everyone does a two minutes of hate, everyone does a shot of Malort or a lot more than that and loses count, and then burn Aziz Ansari, the 50th episode’s sacrificial lamb. We also take a parody of Ellen’s “epic” selfie, and even get Oprah in on the action.
Ope! Welcome to episode 49 of Thought Cops. This week, we’re joined by Deputy Blake and Deputy Blake’s Cousin Deputy Justin. They’re starting their own spin-off podcast called Kissing Kousins, that’s right, with three two K’s. Also, I’m just kidding.
This week, we try and find out who’s the real person and who’s the alter ego between Buck Hunter and Nate Underarmor. We also talk about the Golden Globes and how the internet collectively lost their remotes right after everyone turned it on.
Speaking of the Golden Globes, we have Oprah’s speech that guarantees her presidency, Connie Britton’s $300 “Poverty is Sexist” shirt, Natalie Portman’s funny joke, and Roseanne’s long awaited return to television. We also mention the lore of Ugandan Knuckles, and the H&M sweatshirt controversy.
Watch who you’re walking into when you turn the corner, and how loud you’re Ope!ing, because you never know what you’re gonna Ope. Don’t forget to drop us a comment, leave us a voicemail at 312-788-7361, and rate and subscribe to us on iTunes. And don’t forget to subscribe to us on the Gorilla Channel.
Wee-woo, welcome to Thought Cops! This episode, we jump the horse and play a bunch of voicemails and comments we’ve gotten over the past few weeks. We spend about half the episode talking about the Logan Paul snafu, and no, I’m not linking to it. It’s been taken down anyway and I’m not going out of my way to find it. Is this one of the rare times when the internet outrage mob was justified? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
We also talk about Oregon joining the 21st century and having to pump their own gasoline like everyone else has been doing forever. We also talk about Lorde’s boycott of Israel and why people need to STOP DEMANDING THE CORRECT POLITICAL OPINIONS OF 20 YEAR OLD POP SINGERS WHO AREN’T NECESSARILY EDUCATED ON SUCH MATTERS. We also cover Bernie Sanders and his $600 jacket, which matters for some reason that I already forgot.
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Welcome to episode 46 of Thought Cops! Sorry to keep you waiting. This week, we’re joined by Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage once again! They just got finished wrapping up their first namesake festival, Big Time Garbage Fest.
This week, we talk MECHA TRUMP, Andrew W.K. Tweets, people electing animals as mayors, pop stars not wanting to talk about politics (again), Anakin Skywalker getting kicked out of the Jedi Order for sexual harassment, the new Star Wars movie, and Mark Hamill and Ted Cruz’s EPIC Twitter War! You’ll have to see it to believe it!
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